Tweets and Dishwashers

Of the millions of tweets this weeks, this one is the most compelling:

Here are 10 things you didn't know about loading the dishwasher http://t.co/GWpFiaCuQ9— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) March 17, 2014


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